Third single released from chart topping album

I clearly missed my calling.  I mean, this much talentWasted.  If my previous employer knew what a bottomless well of creativity they were getting rid of, that retrenchment just might not have happened.

C’est la vie.  Moving on.  Australia’s Got Talent, here I come.

TTC (Jingle Bells)

 Peeing on a stick

In the loo at 6am

Waiting for results

And it’s negative once again

Throw self in the floor

And start sobbing like a child

Why do I even bother trying?

Man, this ride is wild!

Oh, TTC, TTC

What you do to me

What Hell it is to try and fail

It’s making me cra-zy!

Oh!  TTC, TTC

Why are you so mean?

I cannot stop, I must go on

Damned infertility!

Another month has gone

Can’t take another fail

Another friend is pregnant now

I’m ready to spit nails

She just went off the pill

They’ve barely even tried

Now she gets what I’ve wanted

So I cannot help but cry

Oh, TTC, TTC

Why can’t it be me?

I’m doing everything I can

I wish I could break free

Oh!  TTC, TTC

Hey this stuff ain’t cheap!

Emotional wreck, just what the heck

I’m broke financially

Oh, look another year

Has just gone screaming past

Another year without a child

Midlife’s approaching fast

I don’t know what I’ll do

If I never have a child

Can’t even live it up because

The bankruptcy’s been filed

Oh, TTC, TTC

It never worked for us

Needles, shots and tablets

Never once got up duff

Oh!  TTC, TTC

It makes me want to scream

We’re broke, we’re old, we’re childless

But I guess we’re still a team

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